I just received an email with one of those silly change each line to fit you, and pass it on: here it is.
1. YOUR REAL NAME: gunny pink
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle.) gunizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite color and favorite animal) lavender dog
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (your middle name and street you live on) No name Brookshire
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name) Pingu
6. YOUR SUPERHERO/CRIMINAL NAME: (your 2nd favorite color and favorite drink) Black Wild Cherry Diet Pepsi
7. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (parents middle names): James Lucille
8. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one of your pets) Black Blackie
So, you see...somewhere, someone, somehow has way too much time on their hands, and they ain't sittin on their hands neither.