If I dood it, will I get a spanken?

Mamacita apparently forgot to get her weekly Saturday Quotations posted, so, I will put up a few that I find encouraging.

People are like wine -- some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age - Pope John XXIII

A woman is like a tea bag -- you can't tell how strong she is until you get her in hot water. - Nancy Reagan

Runyon's Law: The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet. - Damon Runyon

Thunder is good, thunder is impressive; but it is lightning that does the work. - Mark Twain

Things turn out best for the people who make the best of the way things turn out. - Art Linkletter

The art of being a woman can never consist of being a bad imitation of a man. - Olga Knopf

Patriotism is not a short and frenzied outburst of emotion but the tranquil dedication of a lifetime. - Adlai Stevenson

The nation today needs people who think in terms of service to their country and not in terms of their country's debt to them. - General Omar N. Bradley

A communist is like a crocodile. When it opens its mouth you cannot tell whether it is trying to smile or preparing to eat you up. - Winston Churchill

Facts do not cease to exist becasue they are ignored. - Aldous Huxley

As a child my family's menu consisted of two choices: take it, or leave it. -Buddy Hackett

That should get us by for now...