I have identified a certain species of homo-sapiens that I call "assholus americanus".
They come in a plethora of mutations; but the one I guess I want to focus on today is the one that always speeds up just enough to get around you, on the interstate, and then when they get in front of you, they slow down: slower than you were going originally.
It is obvious to the casual observer that their mother apparently didn't have any children that lived: or maybe she happened to drop them on their head, and they ain't been right since. At any rate, there must not have been qualified lifeguards in their gene pool.
I normally, do not succumb to road rage, and do stupid stuff, cuz then I would be putting myself into that species. But I must admit, I have secretly wished there was a way to install a 105 recoiless rifle under the hood of my vehicle, to ensure these individuals do not have the opportunity to breed, or cause a serious accident.
Often I have entertained the thought that if there is ever a stupid test for getting a driver's license, there are gonna be a lot of unhappy people walking around. Yeah, Forrest Gump was right when he said, "stupid is as stupid does".